If you’re looking for a way to stand out at Secret Santa (and you’re among friends) consider picking up something a little cheeky. These gift suggestions aren’t for the faint hearted, so make sure you know your audience – your boss probably won’t approve (unless he’s Michael Scott) and neither will your nan (unless she’s not very traditional herself).
Spice up your gift giving by getting one of these funny gift ideas. You can be bold with your gift choices if your Secret Santa gang are good at keeping secrets. You can feel pretty confident when no one knows you’re responsible for handing out something a little less than ordinary.
1. Christmas-Themed Adult Coloring Books
Adult coloring books have become a popular way to relax and de-stress, and they’re even better when they have a cheeky twist. Christmas-themed adult coloring books, featuring funny, irreverent, and sometimes naughty illustrations, make a great stocking stuffer for someone who appreciates a good laugh. From saucy reindeer to sassy Santa Claus, these books are perfect for the person who enjoys humor with a side of creativity.
Pair the coloring book with a set of colored pencils or markers, and you’ve got a playful yet thoughtful gift that encourages your recipient to unwind and let loose over the holidays.
2. Ugly Christmas Sweater with a Twist
Ugly Christmas sweaters have become a staple of holiday parties, and there’s no shortage of hilariously outrageous designs to choose from. But why not go a step further and gift an ugly Christmas sweater with an unexpected twist? Look for sweaters with cheeky phrases or designs that push the boundaries of traditional holiday attire, such as a Santa riding a unicorn, a reindeer doing yoga, or even a sweater that lights up with LED lights.
If you want to take it up another notch, some companies offer customizable ugly Christmas sweaters where you can add your own funny message or image. It’s a surefire way to ensure your gift recipient stands out at the next holiday gathering!
3. Christmas Bong: A Festive and Fun Gift
Christmas bongs are the ultimate cheeky gift. These holiday-themed bongs combine the festive spirit of Christmas with the laid-back vibes. Whether it’s shaped like a snowman, Christmas tree, or even Santa himself, a Christmas bong brings humor and practicality together in one fun package.
Not only does it make for a great conversation starter, but it also adds a touch of seasonal cheer to their collection of smoking accessories. Be sure to choose a high-quality bong that’s both functional and decorative. Your recipient doesn’t need to use this gift, but it might be nice if they could.
4. Personalized Naughty and Nice List
Why not create your very own “naughty and nice” list for a cheeky gift exchange? You can personalize this gift by creating custom certificates or cards that assign each person to the “naughty” or “nice” list based on their behavior throughout the year. It’s a playful and humorous way to poke fun at friends and family while adding a personal touch.
For an added layer of fun, pair the certificate with a small gift that corresponds to their status. For example, if someone lands on the “naughty” list, you can gift them a lump of coal (or a chocolate version of it), while those on the “nice” list could receive something sweet, like festive cookies or a mini bottle of their favorite holiday drink.
5. Holiday Drinking Games
Who says the holidays have to be all about cookies and carols? If you know someone who loves a good party, a holiday-themed drinking game could be the perfect cheeky gift. There are a variety of fun, Christmas-inspired drinking games that can bring even more joy (and a few laughs) to holiday gatherings.
Some popular options include:
- Christmas Beer Pong: Festive cups and holiday-themed challenges to take the classic party game up a notch.
- Elf Drinking Game: Rules where participants take a drink every time a particular line or scene occurs in the movie Elf. There are also versions for Home Alone, Die Hard, or Love Actually.
- Christmas Card Drinking Game: Create a deck of cards with different holiday-related prompts (e.g., “Take a sip if you’ve ever re-gifted a present”). This DIY game can be customized to your group’s sense of humor.
This gift is great for someone who loves to host holiday parties and is sure to liven up any Christmas gathering, you might want to include a bottle of something too!
6. Customized Face Socks
There’s something undeniably funny about receiving a pair of socks with your own face—or someone else’s—plastered all over them. Customized face socks are a playful and cheeky gift idea that adds a personal touch and plenty of humor. All you need is a high-quality image of the person (or pet!) whose face you want to feature, and a company that specializes in personalized socks will take care of the rest.
This gift is great for anyone with a good sense of humor, and it’s bound to get plenty of laughs on Christmas morning. They’re also a surprisingly practical gift, as everyone can always use another pair of cozy socks during the winter months.
7. Secret Santa Toilet Paper
For a gag gift that’s sure to get a laugh, consider giving Christmas-themed toilet paper. Yes, you read that right—festive toilet paper is an actual thing, and it’s a quirky gift that brings a bit of humor to an otherwise ordinary household item.
Some rolls feature funny holiday messages like “Santa’s Got Your Back” or “Ho Ho Oh No,” while others come with festive designs such as Santa hats, snowflakes, or reindeer. It’s a lighthearted, cheeky gift that’s perfect for a white elephant exchange or as a stocking stuffer.
8. Reindeer Poop Candy
For a sweet (and cheeky) treat, why not gift some Reindeer Poop candy? This novelty gift is often made from chocolate-covered raisins or malted milk balls and is packaged in a humorous way to look like “reindeer droppings.” It’s a fun and edible gift for kids and adults alike, combining holiday whimsy with a little bit of bathroom humor.
Pair it with other fun stocking stuffers like gingerbread men or peppermint-flavored treats to create a festive and funny holiday snack pack.
9. Santa’s Flask Sweater
For the friend who likes to enjoy a holiday tipple, a Santa’s Flask Sweater is a funny and practical gift. These sweaters feature a hidden pocket to hold a small flask or bottle, making it easy to discreetly enjoy a sip of eggnog (or something stronger) at holiday parties or family gatherings.
This tongue-in-cheek gift is perfect for someone with a mischievous sense of humor who enjoys a bit of Christmas cheer in liquid form. Just be sure to include a mini flask with the sweater for a complete and cheeky gift!